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by
HOME BOX OFFICE

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A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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( female )
OKAY, UH,
HERE'S THE THING.

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I JUST,

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO
DO THIS SHOW.

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO
DO IT ANYMORE.

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I'VE LOST
ENTHUSIASM FOR IT.

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I JUST DON'T
FEEL JAZZED ABOUT IT,

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AND, UM,
I'VE KIND OF HAD IT.

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SO LET'S JUST
WALK AWAY FROM THIS.

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IT'S JUST TOO MUCH
OF A HEADACHE

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AND I'M UTTERLY
EXHAUSTED, OKAY ?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SAYING THAT,

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'CAUSE IT'S SUCH
A GREAT IDEA.

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IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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NO, NO, I KNOW, JEFF,
I KNOW IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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THAT'S NOT
WHAT THE ISSUE IS.

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NOW, THE PROBLEM,
QUITE HONESTLY,

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HAS BEEN YOU, LARRY.

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YEAH.

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I MEAN, IT'S JUST BEEN
A FIASCO FROM START TO FINISH.

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THE TROUBLE SEEMS TO BE
FOLLOWING YOU.

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HE'S A VICTIM
OF CIRCUMSTANCE.

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OKAY, IT'S HIS NOT BEING
A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE, GUYS,

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AND, YOU KNOW,

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LAR, COME ON.

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THIS HAS BEEN A JOKE,
IT'S BEEN TOO MUCH.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY,

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I'M SORRY THAT YOU
FEEL THAT WAY.

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IT'S A SHAME
'CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT.

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YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES IT.

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RIGHT, EXACTLY.

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IT'S WHAT'S GONE ON AFTER
THAT'S BEEN THE PROBLEM, BUT--

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IF WE WERE
TO CONTINUE,

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WHERE WOULD WE EVEN GO
AT THIS POINT ?

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WHERE WOULD
WE EVEN GO ?

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WHAT ARE OUR
CHOICES HERE, CBS ?

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FOX ?

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( Larry )
NO, NOT FOX, I DON'T
LIKE THEIR POLITICS.

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CBS IS WHERE I'D LIKE
TO GO WITH IT, CBS.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY ?
COME ON, WE'LL DO CBS--

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IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S TIRING.

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THIS HAS BEEN TIRING.

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( Jeff )
HE'S GONNA DO IT ALL,
FROM NOW ON.

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HE WILL DO IT ALL.

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AT THE NEXT MEETING, YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE TO SAY A WORD,

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I'LL PITCH
THE WHOLE SHOW, OKAY ?

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REALLY ?

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SHOW UP
AND I'LL SELL IT.

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JUST DIVORCE YOURSELF
FROM THE WHOLE THING

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UNTIL THERE'S A SCRIPT
IN FRONT OF YOU, OKAY ?

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YOU ARE GONNA
DO ALL OF IT ?

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I WILL DO
THE WHOLE THING.

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THE WHOLE PITCH.

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YEAH, THE WHOLE PITCH.

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COME ON,
ONE MORE SHOT.

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OH, MY GOD,
ALRIGHT, CBS.

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CBS.

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WELL...

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THAT WAS
A LITTLE DICEY, HUH ?

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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I KNEW WE HAD THEM.

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DID YOU ?

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YEAH.

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THEY NEEDED REASSURANCE,
I THINK, RIGHT ?

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THEY NEEDED REASSURANCE,
THAT'S COMPLETELY WHAT IT WAS.

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DON'T STARE,
COME ON.

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OH MY GOD,
LOOK AT THAT.

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I JUST READ ABOUT THAT
IN THE PAPER.

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IT'S CALLED
"SCARLET LETTER PUNISHMENT".

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"SCARLET LETTER
PUNISHMENT" ?

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POOR GUY.

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YEAH.

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HEY, LARRY !

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HEY, RICK,
HOW YOU DOING ?

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GOOD !
GOOD.

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YOU KNOW
THAT GUY ?

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HE WORKS AT
THE RESTAURANT

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IN YOUR HOTEL.

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THE "W" HOTEL.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
HELLO TO HIM, YOU KNOW HIM.

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I KNOW, HE WANTED
TO DO A STOP AND CHAT.

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I DIDN'T WANT TO DO
A STOP AND CHAT.

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"STOP AND CHAT ?"

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WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THESE THINGS,
"STOP AND CHAT ?"

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HE WANTED TO STOP
AND CHAT WITH ME

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AND I DON'T KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH
FOR A STOP AND CHAT.

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HI, HOW ARE YOU ?
NICE TO SEE YOU TOO,
TAKE CARE, BYE.

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NO, IT'S MORE
THAN THAT.

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FOR HIM ALL I NEED TO DO
IS JUST SAY HELLO, AND--

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YOU KNOW WHAT ?
THAT WAS KIND OF RUDE.

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THAT WAS NOT RUDE.

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I DON'T HAVE TO DO
A STOP AND CHAT WITH HIM.

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YOU ALWAYS HAVE THESE RULES
AND THE PHRASINGS,

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STOP AND CHAT.

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LARRY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP US
STUFF SOME ENVELOPES ?

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UM, NO.

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( sarcastically )
REALLY ?

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THAT SHOCKS ME.

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OOH, GUESS WHO
I'M GOING TO SEE.

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WHO ?

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KIM.

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KIM NAILS
OR KIM PSYCHIC ?

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KIM PSYCHIC.

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WHAT ?

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YES, I'M SO EXCITED.

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YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO THAT PSYCHIC ?

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YEAH, TO KIM.

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I KEPT CALLING
AND FINALLY

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SHE SAID THAT SOMEBODY
CANCELLED THEIR APPOINTMENT, SO.

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LAST TIME
SHE WAS DEAD ON.

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OH, SHE'S GREAT.

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OH, YEAH.

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SHE TOLD CHERYL THAT I WAS GONNA
GET A HOLE IN ONE IN GOLF,

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AND I GOT
A HOLE IN ONE.

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WOW, NOW THAT'S AMAZING,
SHE'S ALMOST MAGICAL.

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SHE ALSO TOLD CHERYL
THAT I WAS GONNA
HAVE A BAD TIME IN HAWAII,

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WHICH I DID,
BUT, YOU KNOW...

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( Cheryl )
BUT THAT WASN'T SO...

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ONLY YOU COULD
HAVE A BAD TIME IN HAWAII.

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YEAH, ANYBODY COULD'VE
PREDICTED THAT.

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AND SHE SAID THAT
ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS
GONNA GET PREGNANT, CARRIE,

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AND SHE EVEN SAID THE NAME
AND SHE'S PREGNANT

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AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE A BABY
AND THEY'RE SO HAPPY.

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I MEAN,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

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( Cheryl )
HOW WEIRD IS THAT ?

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SHE'S SPOOKY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I LIKE ABOUT HER ?

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SHE EVEN, LIKE
STUFF THAT'S BAD,

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SHE DOESN'T
HOLD BACK.

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SHE'LL TELL YOU.

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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF PSYCHICS,

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THEY HOLD BACK
ON THE BAD STUFF.

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WHO'S GONNA PAY TO HEAR
A BUNCH OF BAD SHIT ?

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NOBODY WANT
TO HEAR THAT.

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DO YOU BELIEVE THIS ?

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WHAT THE HELL
ARE THEY DOING ?

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PUTT IT.

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EVERY HOLE,

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THEY LINE UP PUTTS,
FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE BACK.

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THEY WALK AROUND.

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WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING,
FOR THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ?

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I KNOW.

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I'VE GOT A FIVE-HOUR
ROUND HERE.

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WE'RE FINE.

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WE'RE FINE ?

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ENJOY YOURSELF.
I CAN'T
ENJOY MYSELF.

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THEY CAN'T
FEEL YOUR TENSION, OKAY ?

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YOU'RE JUST
ALL WIRED UP.

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YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I GOT A MASSEUSE.

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THIS WEEKEND
YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER,
MY TREAT.

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YOU'RE JUST ALL TENSE.

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YOU NEED TO RELAX,
'CAUSE GOLF DOESN'T RELAX YOU.

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HOW CAN YOU RELAX IF THESE GUYS
TAKE A YEAR LIKE THIS ?

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WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, SO ?

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MY TREAT.

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HEY, SORRY ABOUT THIS,
THEY'RE TAKING A YEAR UP THERE.

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NO PROBLEM,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

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I'M TELLING YOU--

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ALRIGHT, FINE,
I'LL GET IT.

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( Larry )
FINALLY, THEY'RE DONE.

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I CAN'T HIT
IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

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YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T,
I JUST CAN'T.

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( female )
OH, RIGHT THERE,
WHAT'S THAT ?

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( Larry )
THAT'S A BAD SPOT.

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YEAH, LET'S TRY TO BREATHE
THROUGH IT, OKAY, TOGETHER ?

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( loud breathing )

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IS THAT BETTER ?

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NAH, NOT REALLY.

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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
THE BODY HAS A MEMORY

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AND IT HOLDS ON TO
TRAUMATIC EVENTS
FROM OUR CHILDHOOD.

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AND DO YOU THINK THIS
MIGHT RELATE TO ANYTHING

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THAT MAY HAVE
HAPPENED TO YOU ?

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WELL, MY MOTHER DID THROW ME
AGAINST A BRICK WALL

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WHEN I WAS AN INFANT,
MAYBE--

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REALLY ?

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YEAH.

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I DIDN'T
GET HURT AT ALL.

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WOW.

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AND HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO HER
ABOUT THIS, MAYBE ?

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YEAH, I'VE MENTIONED IT TO HER
A COUPLE OF TIMES.

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SHE'S OKAY WITH THAT ?

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YEAH, SHE SAID
I WAS A LITTLE PRICK.

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HOW'S YOUR CHI ?

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IT'S GOOD,
IT'S DELICIOUS CHI.

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THE WHOLE BODY DOES BETTER WHEN
THERE'S NO BLOCKAGES ANYWHERE.

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I FEEL IT.

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ALRIGHT.

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YEAH ?
MM-HMM.

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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO FINISH YOU OFF ?

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HOW ?

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WELL, OH, OKAY.

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PAH, PAH...

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HOT...

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STOP, STOP.

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STOP, STOP.

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STOP ?

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STOP.

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ARE YOU OKAY ?

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I'M JUST SAYING IF
HE GETS SARAH JESSICA PARKER

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TO DO A GUEST SHOT ON OUR SHOW,
IT WOULD BE GREAT.

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HEY, MIKE.

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HEY, HOW ARE YOU, MAN ?

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?

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IS THIS, UH--

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WHAT'S GOING ON ?

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WHAT'S GOING ON ?

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WHAT IN THE GOD'S NAME
IS WRONG WITH YOU ?

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YOU'RE NUTS,
YOU'RE NUTS.

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YOU WANT ME
TO WAIT OUTSIDE ?

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NO, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WAIT OUTSIDE.

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I WANT YOU
TO HEAR THIS, OKAY ?

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OKAY.

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HE SENDS ME
TO A MASSEUSE

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AND, YOU KNOW, AFTER
45 MINUTES I'M ON MY BACK,

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SHE SAYS, "DO YOU WANT ME
TO FINISH YOU OFF ?"

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AND I GO,
"WELL, OKAY".

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT !

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I THINK SHE'S GONNA WORK
SOME MORE ON MY NECK
AND THAT'S GONNA BE IT !

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THEN SHE PUTS HER HAND
UNDER THE SHEETS

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AND STARTS, YOU KNOW,
PUMPING AWAY.

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WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU
MESSING AROUND WITH ME ?

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NO, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

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IS THIS A GAG ?

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'CAUSE MY CHARACTER ON MY SHOW
GOES TO A MASSEUSE

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WHO WANTS TO GIVE HIM
A HAPPY ENDING.

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THAT HAPPENED
ON YOUR SHOW ?

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YOU DON'T
WATCH MY SHOW ?

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YOU DON'T ?

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NO.

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OH.

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PUT MY FOOT
IN MY MOUTH, ALRIGHT.

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I'M SORRY,
HOW'S THE SHOW GOING ?

235
00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,267
YOU DON'T WATCH IT,
WHY DO YOU CARE ?

236
00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,600
I'M JUST
MAKING CONVERSATION.

237
00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,067
I KNOW YOU ARE.

238
00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,967
THAT'S WHY I'M NOT
THROWING IT BACK YOUR WAY.

239
00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:44,967
DID YOU ENJOY IT ?

240
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,767
I STOPPED IT.

241
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,300
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU STOPPED IT ?
WHO STOPS A WHACK OFF ?

242
00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,167
I STOPPED IT
AFTER 12 PUMPS.

243
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,667
NO WONDER
YOU'RE STILL UPTIGHT.

244
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,533
YOU EITHER DO ZERO PUMPS
OR, LIKE, A THOUSAND PUMPS.

245
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,467
I DON'T KNOW
HOW I DID IT.

246
00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,533
HOW DID YOU DO THAT ?
WHAT DID YOU SUMMON ?

247
00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:02,633
I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT.

248
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,233
IF I STOPPED AT 12 PUMPS,
I WOULD TELL MY WIFE.

249
00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,933
I'D GO HOME THAT NIGHT AND SAY,
"HONEY, I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE

250
00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:10,333
AND I TOOK 12 PUMPS
AND I STOPPED,
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU."

251
00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,733
I WILL NEVER EVER,
EVER TELL HER.

252
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,467
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT,
IF YOUR WIFE EVER FINDS OUT,

253
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,167
YOU'RE A NOBLE MAN,
YOU MADE IT STOP.

254
00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,300
SHE'S NOT GONNA FIND OUT,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

255
00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,333
ALRIGHT.

256
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:22,367
OH, MY GOD.

257
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,100
SHE'S GOT AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THAT, UM...

258
00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:28,700
THAT PSYCHIC TODAY.

259
00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,733
THE HOLE IN ONE
PSYCHIC ?

260
00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:30,867
I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT ?

261
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,367
YEAH.

262
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,467
THE PSYCHIC TOLD HIS WIFE THAT
HE WAS GONNA HIT A HOLE IN ONE,

263
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,067
AND HE DID.

264
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:38,067
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A PSYCHIC
COULD KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?

265
00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,500
SHE KNEW HOLE IN ONE.

266
00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,700
YOU BETTER STOP HER
FROM GOING.

267
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,733
LARRY, GOOD
SEEING YOU.

268
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:42,967
GOOD TO
SEE YOU, MIKE.

269
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,833
DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE CBS MEETING.

270
00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:47,867
CBS, TODAY, YEAH,
I'LL SEE YOU THERE,
DON'T BE LATE.

271
00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,267
HEY, SHE'S GREAT,
DO YOU WANT HER NUMBER ?

272
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,767
ABSOLUTELY.

273
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,767
ABSOLUTELY.

274
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,067
CHERYL ?

275
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,100
YES, I'M UP HERE !

276
00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,300
HI.
HI.

277
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,633
HOW WAS
YOUR MASSAGE ?

278
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,933
GOOD.

279
00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,200
GOOD,
GUESS WHAT ?

280
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,633
I HAVE MADE PLANS
FOR US TONIGHT.

281
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,367
WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
YOUR CBS DEAL.

282
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,667
IT'S NOT EVEN--

283
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,233
LISTEN, I HAVE A LIMO
THAT'S GONNA PICK US UP.

284
00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:15,567
IT'S GONNA TAKE US TO MOHO
FOR DINNER AT THE "W" HOTEL.

285
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,067
AND THEN IF WE'RE,
YOU KNOW, FEELING FRISKY,

286
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,100
THEN WE CAN STAY ALL NIGHT,
WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO.

287
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:22,800
I SAW THAT GUY WHO MANAGES
THE PLACE, RICK CRANE,

288
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,733
I RAN INTO HIM
ON THE STREET THE OTHER DAY

289
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,933
AND I DIDN'T DO
A STOP AND CHAT.

290
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:30,267
HE WANTED TO STOP AND TALK
AND I JUST KEPT WALKING,

291
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,900
BUT I SAID
HELLO, BUT--

292
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:33,933
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ?

293
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:38,000
IT'S TOO AWKWARD AND HORRIBLE
TO DO THOSE STOP AND CHATS.

294
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,033
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

295
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,633
WE'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN
GONNA RUN INTO HIM.

296
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,233
THE DEAL WITH CBS,
WE HAVE THE MEETING TODAY.

297
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,967
IT'S NOT A DONE DEAL
OR ANYTHING.

298
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
I DON'T EVEN KNOW--

299
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,667
OH, COME ON,
IT'S AS GOOD AS DONE, RIGHT ?

300
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,633
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY KEYS ?

301
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THE PSYCHIC.

302
00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:54,133
I'M ACTUALLY
RUNNING LATE.

303
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,233
OH, OH, I GOT THEM,
I GOT THEM.

304
00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,300
ALRIGHT, WELL,
I WILL SEE YOU LATER.

305
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,067
HONEY, I GOT
A BETTER IDEA.

306
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,067
WHAT ?

307
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,067
LET'S FOOL AROUND.

308
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,200
RIGHT NOW ?

309
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,767
LISTEN, I HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT.

310
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,500
FORGET THE PSYCHIC,
COME ON, LET'S FOOL AROUND.

311
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,233
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME
TO GET THIS.

312
00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:12,867
NO, NO,
NOT RIGHT NOW !

313
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,667
NO, MEANS NO !

314
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,933
GOD, NO, SAVE IT
FOR TONIGHT !

315
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,500
SAVE IT FOR TONIGHT !

316
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:23,667
LARRY, NO, LISTEN,
I HAVE GOT TO GET GOING.

317
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,367
YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE ME LATE.

318
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,267
I'VE GOT A LUMP AND I'M AFRAID
SHE'S GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT IT !

319
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,833
DO YOU HEAR
WHAT I'M SAYING ?!

320
00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,833
I'M DYING !

321
00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:35,567
( female )
AND THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW,
"AREN'T YOU EVELYN ?"

322
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,600
I LIKE THE EDGE OF IT,
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY,

323
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,500
BUT IT'S
A LITTLE QUIRKY, TOO.

324
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,167
THIS IS ALL LARRY'S IDEA,
BY THE WAY.

325
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,733
HE CAME TO MY OFFICE
AND PITCHED IT,

326
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,600
AND I IMMEDIATELY
JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SUPERB

327
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:49,467
AND, UM, LAR,
HELLO ?

328
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,067
HELLO ?
WE'RE PITCHING.

329
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,500
YES, SO.

330
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,633
DID SHE OFFER YOU COFFEE
OR WATER OR SOMETHING ?

331
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,400
OH, SHE DID,
I DON'T WANT ANY,

332
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,800
BUT PERHAPS
YOU'D LIKE AN ESPRESSO ?

333
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,467
WE CAN MAKE YOU
A LATTE HERE.

334
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,067
I'M OKAY,
THANK YOU.

335
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,300
ALRIGHT.

336
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,500
YOU KNOW, THE THING
THAT'S HARD,

337
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:10,833
ABOUT HAVING BEEN
ON A SUCCESSFUL SHOW

338
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:13,633
IS, UM...

339
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,733
... IS THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S GREAT,

340
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,167
BUT EVERYBODY
IDENTIFIES ME WITH ELAINE.

341
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,833
OKAY, SO,
FOR INSTANCE,

342
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,333
RECENTLY, I WAS SKIING
WITH MY FAMILY IN JACKSON HOLE.

343
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:29,933
AND I WAS WEARING
THE HELMET, THE GOGGLES,

344
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,733
THE BIG, BAGGY CLOTHES,
COVERED IN SNOW,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

345
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,067
OH, I SEE YOUR
HUSBAND, LARRY.

346
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:40,233
YEAH, HE GETTING
A MASSAGE.

347
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,633
RIGHT.

348
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,067
OH, HE GETTING MORE
THAN JUST A MASSAGE.

349
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:47,433
HE'S VERY HAPPY.

350
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:53,400
YEAH, HE HAVING SEX
WITH HER HAND !

351
00:12:53,433 --> 00:13:00,600
OH, SHE PUMP 32 TIMES,
THEN WOOSH !

352
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:03,067
SO, THAT IS AN EXAMPLE,
DON'T YOU THINK ?

353
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,233
LARRY, LARRY, ISN'T THAT
A GOOD EXAMPLE OF, YOU KNOW,

354
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,433
TRYING TO...

355
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:09,567
LIKE, UM, RIGHT,
LIKE, THE SKIING THING.

356
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,367
LIKE, WHEN
SHE WAS SKIING, UM...

357
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,267
NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S JUST WHAT I SAID.

358
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,200
I KNOW, I KNOW,
SHE WAS SKIING
AND SHE HAD THE PROBLEM.

359
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,900
NO, NO, NO,
I SAID THAT, SO--

360
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,900
SITUATIONS LIKE THAT ARE
GONNA COME UP ON THE SHOW.

361
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:22,967
JUST LIKE THAT.

362
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,800
SO, I'M THRILLED
THAT YOU'RE HERE.

363
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,567
I'M A HUGE FAN
OF BOTH OF YOU, OBVIOUSLY.

364
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,667
( Julia )
THANK YOU.

365
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,800
AND I LOVE YOUR IDEA,

366
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,733
AND WE WOULD LOVE
TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH YOU.

367
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:35,767
GREAT,
FANTASTIC !

368
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,400
... TALK FURTHER ABOUT
CASTING AND FURTHER, YOU KNOW...

369
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,367
I'VE KINDA GOTTA TAKE OFF,
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

370
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,800
THANK YOU.

371
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,067
NICE TO SEE YOU.

372
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,067
( male )
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

373
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,133
HOW DID IT GO ?

374
00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:02,400
OH, HEY,
UM...

375
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:06,367
IT WENT WELL,
I THINK, UH...

376
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,733
I THINK THEY REALLY
LIKED THE SHOW.

377
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,700
I THINK, UM,
I THINK THEY WANT TO DO IT.

378
00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:15,433
AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK ME
HOW MY APPOINTMENT WENT ?

379
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:18,433
OH RIGHT, THE PSYCHIC,
HOW DID IT GO ?

380
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:25,133
WELL, I KNOW
EVERYTHING, LARRY.

381
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,633
I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.

382
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,533
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT HAPPENED ?

383
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,067
WHAT HAPPENED,
WHAT HAPPENED ?

384
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,633
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN ?

385
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,667
YEAH.

386
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,833
WHAT,
WHAT HAPPENED ?

387
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:36,200
THAT YOU'RE
HAVING AN AFFAIR.

388
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:39,400
I'M NOT HAVING
AN AFFAIR !

389
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:42,800
I KNOW ABOUT IT,
SHE TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

390
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,333
SHE TOLD YOU WHAT,
WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ?

391
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,467
THAT'S INSANE !

392
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,400
SHE SAID THAT YOU'RE
HAVING AN AFFAIR

393
00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,500
WITH A WOMAN
WITH LONG, RED HAIR

394
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,933
AND A TATTOO
OF A STAR.

395
00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:54,067
I HAVE NOT
TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

396
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,567
I'M NOT HAVING
ANY AFFAIR !

397
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,700
YOU'RE NOT
HAVING AN AFFAIR.

398
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:57,867
NO.

399
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,633
WHY WOULD SHE MAKE UP
A STORY LIKE THAT ?

400
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,567
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WOULD,
MAYBE SHE'S AN ANTI-SEMITE.

401
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,367
I DON'T THINK SO.

402
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,667
YOU DON'T THINK SO ?

403
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,067
OH, I'M SURE THERE'S
SOME KOREAN ANTI-SEMITES.

404
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:11,567
SHE'S NOT KOREAN.

405
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,200
SHE'S AMERICAN.

406
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,367
SHE'S AMERICAN ?

407
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,500
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HER NAME WAS KIM.

408
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,300
HER NAME IS KIM.

409
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,867
THIS IS NOT
THE POINT.

410
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,600
THE POINT IS THAT SHE TOLD ME
THIS WHOLE THING

411
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:24,800
ABOUT YOU
HAVING AN AFFAIR.

412
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,100
SHE'S WRONG.

413
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,467
SHE SEEMED
VERY SURE OF IT.

414
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,467
NO, IT'S NOT TRUE,
I'M NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR.

415
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,733
I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED
ANOTHER WOMAN.

416
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:40,633
NEVER EVER,
EVER, EVER, EVER.

417
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,400
IF YOU WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR,

418
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,167
YOU'D PROBABLY LIE ABOUT IT,
WOULDN'T YOU ?

419
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,133
I WOULD IMAGINE
I WOULD.

420
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,567
THEN HOW DO I KNOW THAT
THIS JUST ISN'T A LIE ?

421
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,433
BECAUSE IF I JUST TOLD YOU
THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT,

422
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,967
IT MEANS THAT I'M JUST
A TRUTHFUL PERSON

423
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,500
WHO WOULD TELL YOU
THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING.

424
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,767
NO AFFAIR, SORRY.

425
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,233
PROMISE.

426
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,300
WHO'S GONNA HAVE
AN AFFAIR WITH ME ?
I'M NOT A COOL GUY.

427
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,333
YOU GOTTA BE A COOL GUY
TO DO THAT.

428
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,900
THAT'S TRUE.

429
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,767
I COULDN'T DO THAT,
I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW,
WHAT WOULD I DO ?

430
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,767
I DON'T KNOW,
YOU WOULD NOT BE GOOD AT IT.

431
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,433
IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS
TO EVEN PUT A MOVE ON YOU.

432
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,200
I KNOW.

433
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,133
SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT MY HEALTH, RIGHT ?

434
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,967
NO, NO.

435
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,500
COME ON.

436
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,833
SERIOUSLY.

437
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,633
I KNOW, 'CAUSE I HAD THIS
WHOLE NIGHT PLANNED FOR US--

438
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,500
WE'RE STILL GONNA
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

439
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,200
COME ON, I WANT TO,
WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE.

440
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,533
I GOT THE THING,
CBS, COME ON !

441
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,800
I KNOW, I KNOW.

442
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,467
OH, COME ON, DON'T LISTEN
TO THIS NONSENSE.

443
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,467
THANK YOU.

444
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,733
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

445
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,933
OH, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT,
I GOT IT.

446
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,667
I GOT IT,
IT'S MY JOB.

447
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,067
UM, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW ?

448
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:00,200
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

449
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,633
YOU'RE WAITING
IN THE CAR ?

450
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,067
I'LL BE WAITING IN THE CAR,
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.

451
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,933
OKAY, WE'LL BE A COUPLE
OF HOURS, I GUESS.

452
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,067
THAT'S GREAT.

453
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,167
IS THAT ALRIGHT ?

454
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,700
THAT'S FINE,
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

455
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,533
YOU GUYS
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

456
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:11,833
GREAT,
WE'RE GOING TO.

457
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,067
YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT HERE
AND EVERYTHING ?

458
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067
I'LL BE FINE.

459
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,700
OKAY,
THANK YOU.

460
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,767
LOOK AT THE SIZE,
WHY'D YOU GET A STRETCH LIMO ?
IT'S GIGANTIC.

461
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,367
'CAUSE WE'RE CELEBRATING,
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO.

462
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,533
I KNOW, BUT WE COULD'VE
GOT A TOWN CAR.

463
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,367
BUT THAT DOESN'T
SAY WE'RE CELEBRATING.

464
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,367
WHAT IS THIS ?

465
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,067
A LITTLE BIT
OF A LINE.

466
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,067
I'M NOT GONNA
WAIT FOR THIS.

467
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,633
JUST WAIT YOUR TURN.

468
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,500
I'M JOKING,
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?

469
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,200
YEAH, I'M GONNA PUSH THEM
OUT OF THE WAY.

470
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:36,833
WELL, YOU DON'T
KNOW SOMETIMES.

471
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,200
WELL, GOOD EVENING.

472
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,133
HI, SO NICE
TO SEE YOU.

473
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,933
SO GLAD YOU COULD
JOIN US.

474
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:43,067
HOW'S IT GOING ?

475
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,433
GOOD.

476
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,967
I'LL SEAT YOU MYSELF.

477
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,067
GREAT, GREAT.

478
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,433
RIGHT THIS WAY.

479
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,500
I HOPE THIS TABLE'S
TO YOUR LIKING.

480
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,933
VERY GOOD,
THANK YOU.
SURE, THANK YOU.

481
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,267
MY PLEASURE.

482
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,933
A LITTLE CHILLY
IN HERE, NO ?

483
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,867
YEAH, ISN'T IT.

484
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,433
THIS IS LOVELY.

485
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,767
DID YOU HEAR
THIS GUY ?

486
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,067
HUH ?

487
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,267
HAVE YOU BEEN CATCHING ON
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?

488
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,467
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?

489
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,333
WITH THIS GUY,
WHAT'S GOING ON ?

490
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,433
HE'S BEEN COMPLETELY
SNUBBING ME.

491
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:19,367
IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTLE,
IT'S RIDICULOUS.

492
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,533
THANK YOU.

493
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,167
HI, I'LL BE BACK
FOR YOUR DRINK ORDER.

494
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,400
OKAY, THANKS.

495
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,367
YOU GOTTA STOP
AND TALK TO PEOPLE,

496
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,333
LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH
INFORMATION TO EXCHANGE.

497
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,400
"HELLO, HOW YOU DOING ?"

498
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,667
"HOW ARE YOU ?"
"GOOD."

499
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,300
"HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU ?"
"GOOD, UH-HUH."

500
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,267
"OH, OKAY, WELL,
TAKE IT EASY."

501
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,767
ARE YOU GONNA
GET AN APPETIZER,

502
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,233
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA GO
STRAIGHT TO THE MAIN DISH ?

503
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,633
I DON'T KNOW.

504
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,267
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THAT DRIVER,

505
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,500
JUST LET HIM SIT IN THE CAR
FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS ?

506
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,833
THAT'S HIS NIGHT ?

507
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,333
THAT'S WHY HE GETS PAID,
HE SITS THERE AND WAITS.

508
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,333
IT'S NOT A BAD JOB.

509
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,300
I KNOW.

510
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,867
BUT, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIM
JUST SITTING OUT THERE
WAITING FOR US.

511
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,533
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
TO HURRY, YOU KNOW ?

512
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,600
DIDN'T YOU USED TO
DRIVE A LIMO ?

513
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,333
DID YOU DO WAITING ?
YOU HAD TO WAIT.

514
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,100
YEAH, I KNOW,
AND I HATED IT.

515
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:06,267
I'VE DECIDED THAT THIS
IS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

516
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,500
IT'S REALLY GOOD,
ISN'T IT ?

517
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:11,567
THE SHRIMP IS SO GOOD,
I CAN'T GET OVER IT.

518
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,500
SHRIMP ARE GREAT, BUT I HATE
ORDERING THE SAME THING.

519
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:14,767
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

520
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,367
WELL, WE BOTH
GOT THE SAME DISH.

521
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,067
WHY ?

522
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,933
I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY OF MINE
IF I HAD SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

523
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,800
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT DINNER FOR, UM,

524
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,767
WHAT'S HIS NAME,
GREG, THE DRIVER ?

525
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:27,133
SHOULD WE
BUY HIM DINNER ?

526
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,800
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

527
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,667
THE LIMO GUY ?

528
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,767
YEAH.

529
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,467
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA
TALK ABOUT GREG ?

530
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,667
OH, HE'S PROBABLY
HUNGRY OUT THERE.

531
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,233
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
ORDER A DINNER FOR HIM ?

532
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,667
NO, I THINK IT'S
TOO LATE FOR THAT.

533
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,700
WELL, I GOT
SOME LEFTOVERS HERE.

534
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,933
MAYBE I'LL JUST GET HIM
A DOGGIE BAG OR SOMETHING.

535
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,633
IS THAT BAD ?

536
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,067
I DON'T HAVE TO EAT
THESE TWO SHRIMP.

537
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,667
ARE YOU GONNA
FINISH THAT SHRIMP ?
YOUR LAST SHRIMP ?

538
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,367
UH, YES, I AM GONNA
FINISH THAT, THANK YOU.

539
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,800
BOY, I'M ALMOST
FULL ALREADY.

540
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,367
AND YOU'RE A SHRIMP
AHEAD OF ME.

541
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,467
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT ?

542
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:12,200
NO, I'M GONNA GIVE IT
TO THE LIMO DRIVER.

543
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:15,467
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO,
YOU WANT TO FINISH IT, GO AHEAD.

544
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,433
NO, NO, NO,
I DON'T WANT IT NOW.

545
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,600
GO AHEAD--

546
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,567
NO, I'M TELLING YOU
I'M DONE.

547
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,100
HEY.

548
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,733
HEY, I GOT YOU
SOME FOOD.

549
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,967
OH, THAT'S GREAT,
THANKS.

550
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,800
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

551
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,867
YEAH, THERE'S SOME
SHRIMP IN THERE AND--

552
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,400
LIKE, LEFTOVERS ?

553
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:42,933
WELL, THERE'S
SHRIMP, AND...

554
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,167
YEAH.

555
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,533
THERE'S SOME
RICE IN THERE.

556
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,467
BUT, I DIDN'T TOUCH
ANY OF THE SHRIMP.

557
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,900
I DIVIDED THE RICE
VERY CAREFULLY.

558
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,700
IT'S ALL CLEAN,
IT'S ALL GOOD.

559
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:54,300
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT,
THERE'S NO FORK,
THERE'S NO NAPKIN.

560
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,333
I CAN'T EAT THIS.

561
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,967
I'M SORRY,
I FORGOT THE FORK.

562
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,267
I'LL GO...

563
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,900
I'LL GO GET YOU
A FORK AND A NAPKIN.

564
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,233
THAT'D BE GREAT.

565
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,433
SORRY.

566
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,633
THAT'S FINE.

567
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,533
WE SHOULD'VE GOT
THE GUY A DINNER.

568
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,467
GIVE HIM THE LEFTOVERS
LIKE THAT, THAT WAS CRAZY.

569
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,433
HE SHOULD BE HAPPY
THAT YOU GOT HIM SOMETHING.

570
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,867
JUST SIT DOWN,
HONEY.

571
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,333
I GOTTA
GET HIM A FORK.

572
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,300
I DIDN'T
GIVE HIM A FORK.

573
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,800
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
EATEN YOUR PIE YET ?

574
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,967
NO, I'M WAITING
FOR YOU.

575
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,200
OH, OKAY.

576
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,233
I'LL JUST GIVE HIM A FORK,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

577
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,767
YOU'RE GOING
BACK OUT THERE ?

578
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,633
I GOTTA GIVE
THE GUY A FORK.

579
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,100
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY ?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

580
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,500
OH, HEY, LARRY,
HOW'S IT GOING ?

581
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,967
OH HEY, THE FOOD
WAS SENSATIONAL.

582
00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,133
EXCELLENT.

583
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,933
YEAH, REALLY
SPECTACULAR.

584
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,900
WONDERFUL, DO YOU MIND
TELLING ME WHAT YOU GOT
IN YOUR POCKET ?

585
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,500
A PEN.

586
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,233
I WAS THINKING
OF THE OTHER POCKET.

587
00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,767
OH, I GOT A NAPKIN
AND A FORK.

588
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,600
THERE'S
A DRIVER OUTSIDE.

589
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,133
PARDON ME
FOR SUGGESTING THIS,

590
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:09,300
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE WALKING OUT
WITH OUR SILVERWARE.

591
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,333
I AM, IN A WAY,
BUT I'M NOT STEALING IT.

592
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,067
I'M JUST BORROWING IT
FOR A MINUTE

593
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,600
AND LETTING HIM EAT HIS MEAL,
THEN I'LL COME BACK AND GET IT.

594
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:16,867
WE'RE STILL
HAVING DESSERT.

595
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,333
I'M JUST GONNA
GIVE HIM TWO MINUTES,

596
00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:19,367
AND I'LL COME BACK
AND GET THE FORK.

597
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400
I CALL THAT STEALING.

598
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,067
OKAY, I KNOW
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

599
00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:27,667
YOU'RE UPSET, THE OTHER DAY
WHEN I SAW YOU ON THE STREET,

600
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700
AND I DIDN'T DO
A LITTLE STOP AND CHAT,

601
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,433
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M NOT GOOD AT LITTLE,

602
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,400
AT ARTIFICIAL
SMALL TALK,

603
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:35,600
"HELLO, HOW ARE YOU",
KIND OF THING.

604
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,133
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

605
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,533
COULD YOU WAIT
RIGHT THERE ?

606
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,567
WHAT ? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?

607
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,400
I'M GONNA
CALL THE POLICE.

608
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,933
YOU'LL BE APPEARING
AT THE WEST LOS ANGELES
MUNICIPAL COURT.

609
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:55,200
JUDGE KATZ.

610
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:56,400
THAT'S A LOVELY
BUILDING.

611
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,733
YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE THAT.

612
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,633
IF YOU COULD
SIGN RIGHT HERE, PLEASE.

613
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:02,067
ALRIGHT, I GUESS
IN HINDSIGHT

614
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,367
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LET THE GUY
EAT WITH HIS HANDS.

615
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,800
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN,
PROBABLY THE BETTER THING TO DO,
DON'T YOU THINK ?

616
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,567
JUST HAVE HIM GET IT
ALL OVER HIS FACE

617
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,800
AND HAVE DOGS COME UP MAYBE
AND LICK IT OFF HIM.

618
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,533
THAT'S REALLY
WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE.

619
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,700
SIR, YOU'LL HAVE
EVERY OPPORTUNITY

620
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:17,733
TO PRESENT YOUR CASE
TO JUDGE KATZ.

621
00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:18,867
THE COURT DATE
IS ON THE BACK.

622
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:19,900
OKAY.

623
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,200
AND YOU HAVE
A GOOD EVENING.

624
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,700
YES, YOU, TOO,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

625
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:30,167
OH, GOD,
OH, THE DRIVER.

626
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,067
SHIT, I COMPLETELY
FORGOT.

627
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:34,500
I AM SO SORRY.

628
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:38,500
I HAD THE FORK
AND THE GUY CAUGHT ME

629
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:41,533
TAKING THE FORK
OUT OF THE RESTAURANT

630
00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:42,833
AND HE CALLED
THE POLICE.

631
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,733
I HAVE TO GO
BEFORE A JUDGE !

632
00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:47,267
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
I'M OKAY, THANKS.

633
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,700
DID YOU
EAT THE FOOD ?

634
00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,333
NO, I'LL GET SOMETHING
ON THE WAY HOME.

635
00:23:50,367 --> 00:23:52,967
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
I'M GOOD.

636
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,433
I'M SORRY.

637
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:59,333
SO, UH, I'LL MAYBE
CALL YOU NEXT WEEK ?

638
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,633
THAT WAS GREAT,
THANK YOU.

639
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,800
BYE.

640
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,433
EXCUSE ME.

641
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:23,133
I'M SORRY, I KNOW
THIS SOUNDS STRANGE.

642
00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:24,200
I JUST--

643
00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:28,133
DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO
OF A STAR ?

644
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,900
HOW DID
YOU KNOW THAT ?

645
00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:34,167
WOW, YEAH, ON MY ARM,
THAT'S WILD.

646
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,333
CHERYL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?

647
00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,067
LARRY ?

648
00:24:49,267 --> 00:24:50,967
( judge )
ALRIGHT, IN THE MATTER
OF LARRY DAVID,

649
00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:53,167
THE RECORD REFLECT
THE PRESENCE OF MR. DAVID.

650
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200
THIS CASE IS
HERE FOR SENTENCING.

651
00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:59,067
MR. DAVID, YOU WISH
TO BE HEARD BEFORE
I IMPOSE SENTENCE ON YOU ?

652
00:24:59,067 --> 00:25:00,700
UM, YES, JUDGE KATZ.

653
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,967
AND MAY I SAY
SHABBAT SHALOM.

654
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:08,400
WHAT HAPPENED IS SIMPLY
THAT I WAS TRYING TO

655
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,600
BRING A FORK
TO A WORKING MAN,

656
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,800
WHO WAS A DRIVER,
A LIMOUSINE DRIVER,

657
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,133
AND HE HAD DINNER,
BUT HE DID NOT HAVE A FORK
TO EAT THE DINNER,

658
00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:19,567
SO, ALL I WAS DOING WAS
ATTEMPTING TO BRING HIM
A FORK AND A NAPKIN

659
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,967
SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO
EAT WITH HIS HANDS

660
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,933
AND GET IT ALL OVER
HIS FACE AND HIS CLOTHING,

661
00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:27,900
AND, UH, IT WAS ONLY OUT OF
SOME PERSONAL ANIMUS

662
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,733
THAT THE RESTAURATEUR
HAD TOWARD ME

663
00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:31,667
BECAUSE I RAN INTO HIM
ON THE STREET

664
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,567
AND I DIDN'T STOP AND HAVE
A LITTLE CHAT WITH HIM.

665
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,667
I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE LITTLE
CHIT CHAT ON THE STREET.

666
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,333
I LIKE TO HAVE A REAL
CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE.

667
00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,900
IT'S TOUCHING
WHAT YOU TELL ME.

668
00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,067
IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT THERE WAS AN INDICATION

669
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,467
THAT YOU WERE GONNA DO
WHAT YOU WANTED,
WHEN YOU WANTED

670
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,667
BECAUSE YOU FEEL
BECAUSE OF YOUR CELEBRITY,

671
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,333
SOMEHOW YOU CAN DO THINGS
WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.

672
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:57,567
MR. DAVID, I NEED
YOUR HELP IN THIS.

673
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,100
OBVIOUSLY, A FINE
ISN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING.

674
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,100
IT JUST WON'T
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU,
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY.

675
00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,800
SO, WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT THIS COURT TO DO

676
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,200
SO THAT THE PUBLIC UNDERSTANDS
THAT I'M NOT ACCORDING YOU

677
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,067
ANY SPECIAL TREATMENT ?

678
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:19,200
I COULD WORK AT THE TEMPLE
ON SATURDAY MORNINGS,

679
00:26:19,233 --> 00:26:21,533
HAND OUT TALLISES
AND YARMULKES.

680
00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,500
AND YOU THINK THIS IS
A FITTING PUNISHMENT ?

681
00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:25,233
ISN'T IT A JOY ?

682
00:26:25,267 --> 00:26:27,700
WELL, TEMPLE CAN BE
QUITE GRUELING
AS YOU WELL KNOW.

683
00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:32,333
YOU KNOW, MR. DAVID,
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS.

684
00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,833
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO ?

685
00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:38,300
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SENTENCE
THAT WILL GUARANTEE

686
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:42,700
THAT YOU WILL NEVER,
EVER DO THIS AGAIN.

687
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,533
( chattering )

688
00:27:01,967 --> 00:27:04,333
HI, LARRY.

689
00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:10,533
I DIDN'T BEAT MY WIFE.

690
00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:13,767
HOW'S THE SHRIMP, AL ?

691
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,100
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHRIMP
FROM THE CHINESE RESTAURANT ?

692
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,700
EVENING.

693
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:32,333
THAT WAS A WATER BOTTLE
IN MY PANTS.

694
00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,933
A WATER BOTTLE !

695
00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:36,700
HERE'S A GOOD QUESTION FOR
"WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE".

696
00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,900
WHAT IDIOT RUNS ABC ?!

697
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:41,533
BUT I'M NOT GONNA--

698
00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:48,600
UM, IT'S...

699
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:54,200
IT'S A LONG STORY.

700
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:58,567
I WAS TRYING TO HELP A DRIVER,
A WORKING MAN,

701
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,133
SO, HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO
EAT WITH HIS HANDS.

702
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,900
MISS "CBS BIGWIG."

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